You're Banned!

Right, down to business, if you don't know already, this is a thread where you have to ban everybody you can. And also, in the words of myself: Only bans listed on pages that have a number that is a multiple of 27 or 33 can be saved in it's own file. Obviously. Remember that rule, it's important.


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Basically, Just give a reason why the poster above you should be banned. Make it as humourous and charmingly witty as you so wish. Here, have an example:

User 1:
Poster Above is Banned For Not Being Existant

User 2:
Banned For Being Called User 1.
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Try to be more inventive than that though
Now, Someone Ban Me.

Banned for not putting this in "games".

Topic moved.

Banned because there was no games section when I posted this -_-

Banned because I ban all.

Banned for confusion. (Yes I went there. )

Banned for going there. Never. EVER. Go there

Banned for restricting areas to someone with "King" in their name. (Automatically makes them royalty making them able to do whatever)
Never. EVER. Restrict a king from doing something.

Banned because kings restrict kings, and I am a king in disguise

Banned for your fail attempt at impersonating a king. Where is your proof sir?!

Banned for not being me.

Banned for making an arrow to the knee joke.

Banned for noticing.

Banned for threatening my existence. I am an endangered species, you know. >_>